it's melissa i'm almost to awesome for my own good.
majored in culinary and now in human services.
Capricorn
Lesbian
love to give advice
message me <3
Des Moines IA
music gets me
LOVE and Be LOVED
<3
Bitter sweet symphony
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.
I literally started crying
You have to do this
This made me smile
tears.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via thatpunnyguy)
Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God..
Please don’t let Tumblr be shut down or drastically changed/censored!! Please!!
(via lovestruckmemories)





